How do you know if the cat's dead?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Angus, Nov 19, 2003.

  1. Angus

    Angus Nibble Poster

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    A kindergartener told his teacher he'd found a dead
    cat.

    "How do you know it's dead?" she asked her student.

    "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,"
    answered the child innocently.

    "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

    "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went
    'Psssst!' and it didn't move."

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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  2. Jakamoko
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    Good one, Angus - precious little else to laugh about tonight :P
     
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  3. SimonV
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    Good one Angus, needed a good laugh.
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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