Have you done any painting lately????

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Phil, Feb 2, 2005.

  1. Phil
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    Phil Gigabyte Poster

    A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We
    have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex
    for one whole month."

    The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.

    When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the
    husband obviously very depressed "You are back so soon... Is there a
    problem?" the pastor inquired.

    "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from
    sex for the required month...." the young man replied sadly.

    The pastor asked him what happened.

    "Well, the first week was difficult. However, we managed to abstain
    through sheer will-power. The second week was terrible, but with the use
    of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable.
    We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible.... anything to keep
    our minds off carnal thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of
    paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome
    with lust and had my way with her right then and there." admitted the man,

    "You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church,"
    stated the pastor.

    "We know" said the young man, hanging his head. "We're not welcome at
    Homebase either."
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  2. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

    ROTFLMAO. Nice one Phil. :thumbleft
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  3. Phoenix
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    Phoenix 53656e696f7220 4d6f64

    bloody great mate
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  4. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

    he he he great one m8
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  5. Rosy
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    Rosy Megabyte Poster

    Hehe cheeky! :D
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  6. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    I'm tempted to make a crass comment about the pitchers mound but since it's a reference to American baseball, I digress. :oops:
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