Forgive Your Eneimies

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Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"



80% held up their hands.



The Minister then repeated his question.



All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady.



"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"



"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.



"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"



"Ninety-eight." she replied.



"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"



The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."

 

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You crack me up cazz!

 

Ooooh, it's an immediate return to form for the boy Caz - get in !!!!

 

Just popped home for a few hours and been saving these
for you, hope your not missing them too much.... LMAO

Catch up soon guys & dolls

Best wishes Callum

 

Top stuff mate.

 

Nice one.