for the married among us ...

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You Know When You've Been Married Too Long

Three women -- one engaged, one married and one a mistress -- are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. All three buy black leather bras, stiletto heels, and masks for their eyes.

After a few days, they meet over lunch to compare notes.

The engaged woman:
The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me in the black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:
I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word -- but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman:
I sent the kids to my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,












'What's for dinner, Batman?'

 

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Very good needed a laugh cheers

 

made me lol!

 

husband was probably hungry from sorting out the mistress

Grim

 

Yep. I guessed he would say: "Oh no, not again!".

 

hehe thats funny...i actually thought he would say "wheres the kids"... ;)

 

LOL! Nice one Wassup

 

I would have thought he'd said, "What are you doing here? I just saw you at the office!"