Few Blondie Jokes

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Came through these jokes recently. Just thought of sharing

Blondie's Thoery on Light:

Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

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2 blondies are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...

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I personally loved this one

A blondie for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:

AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

 

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I liked these two I heard recently......

Q. Why do Blondes dislike Breastfeeding?

A. Because it hurts when they boil their nipples!

And...

Q. How does a Blonde run a successful small business?

A. Give her a large business and wait 6 months!

 

How about:

Blond 1: I just had a pregnancy test.

Blond 2: Did you get difficult questions?


Or:

Two blonds are on opposite sides of a river.

Blond 1: How do I get to the other side of the river?

Blond 2: Why, you are already there...