Ferarri

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A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership.

She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.

Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Madam, how may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?

He answers, "Madam, I'm afraid I can't say....If you farted just touching it .... you're going to sh!t yourself when you hear the price."

 

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LOL funny.

 

nice one!

 

Lol