Expensive bottle of Merlot

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Mar 22, 2004.

  1. nugget
    Honorary Member

    nugget Junior toady

    Looking around, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all
    alone. He calls the waiter over and asks him to send their most expensive bottle of Merlot over to her, knowing that if she accepts it she is his.

    The waiter gets the bottle and takes it over to the girl, saying, "This
    is from the gentleman over there", indicating to him. She regards the wine
    coolly for a second and decides to send a note over to the man.

    The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note from her and
    conveyed it to the gentleman.
    The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
    Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

    After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
    return. He handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the

    It read: "For your information - I happen to have a Ferrari Maranello, a
    BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage; plus I have over twenty-million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as
    beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
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  2. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

    Nugget does it again :cheers

    Where does he get them from :?:
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  3. Phil
    Honorary Member

    Phil Gigabyte Poster

    Nice one :)
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  4. Jakamoko
    Honorary Member

    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    :lol: All hail the new Godfather of CertForums comedy :clap

    Looks like you're outta here, Phil :bluegrab
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  5. flex22

    flex22 Gigabyte Poster

    Excellent :D
  6. Mark

    Mark Bit Poster

    Nice one Nugget :lolbang
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