EURO-ENGLISH

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, May 3, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
    will be the official language of the European Union rather than German,
    which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her
    Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for
    improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become
    known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft
    "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard
    "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion,
    and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik
    enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced
    with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20 percent shorter.
    In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
    to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
    Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
    always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
    horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should
    go away. By the fourth yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as
    replasing "th"with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary
    "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve
    vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis
    and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united
    urop vil finali kum tru. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
    Zen ve vil rul ze world!!![​IMG]
     
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  2. SimonV
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    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

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    Good on Nugget :lol:
     
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  3. AJ

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    The Kings back :D
     
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  4. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Yup, you got her on the ropes with that one, Nugg
     
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  5. mattwest

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    Now that was good! I really like that !!!

    :D :D
     
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  6. Greebo

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    Bit old mate :rolleyes:
     

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