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Eight Words with two Meanings and He said She said

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by tripwire45, Feb 10, 2006.

  1. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    Eight Words with two Meanings and He said She said

    1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
    Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
    2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    Male.... Playing football without a cup.
    3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
    Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
    4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
    Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
    6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
    Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
    Male..... A source of entertainment, self _expression, male bonding.
    7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
    8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


    He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
    She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
    He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
    She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
    He said . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
    She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
    He said . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
    She said . . . I would but you're never there.
    He said . . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    She said... We don't have time!
    He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
    She said . . . They already have boyfriends.
    She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
    He said . . A widow.
    He said .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
    She said . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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  2. ffreeloader

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    Pretty good, Trip. I liked it.
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  3. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

    Good enough to make its way round the office :biggrin
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