Don't eat chicken sandwiches,no matter what......

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Tyler D, Nov 5, 2005.

  1. Tyler D

    Tyler D Gigabyte Poster

    A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became very good friends.Every day they would sit together to eat there lunch.
    They discovered that they both brought in chicken sandwiches every day.This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades,until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken one.

    He said, "Hey how come your not eating chicken anymore,dont you like it?".
    She said "i love it but i have to stop eating it". Why?he asked.
    She looked at her lap and said "cos im starting to grow little feathers down there!

    He asked to have a look,so she pulled up her skirt.He looked and said"Yep thats right you are.You better not eat chicken anymore.

    He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought in some peanut butter one's.
    He said to the little girl "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches aswell,i'm starting to get feathers down there too!".
    She asked if she could look so he pulled down his pants for her.

    She said "Oh my god its to late for you!you've already got the Neck and the Gizzards.
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  2. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    lol! :tongue
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  3. Missy

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    LOL brill
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