Directions

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Directions

1.Open front door and leave house.

2.Drive to London Heathrow Airport (or Dublin!).

3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International ParkwaySouth" follow for 0.2 miles.

6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - Follow for 0.3 miles.

7.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North AirportExit" - follow for 2.9 miles.

8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow For 29.2 miles.

9.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 Miles.

11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles.

12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles.

13.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles.

14.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow For 7.8 miles.

15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 Miles.

16.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow For 1.7 miles.

17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for
0.1 miles.

18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas".

Now that's the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!!
SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW

 

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I thought the song was "Do you know the way to San Jose".

http://www.vex.net/~paulmac/carpenter/lyrics/do_you_know_the_way_to_san_jose.html

 

Actually Trip, it refers to the recent revival of an old hit for Tony Christie, called "Is this the way to Amarillo".

It was brought back this year for Comic Relief (or Red Nose Day, I never remember), and with a stunning video featuring many of today's (and yesteryear's) most famous B- and C-list celebs (and of course, Mr Christie himself) was something of an overwhelming success. Unfortunately to the point where it's now causing family feuds and small wars in outlying rural communities.

 

Seems to be road constuction going on. You wouldn't happen to have the detour directions would you.

Movin on now.

 

Comic Relief is the charity
Red Nose day is the yearly 1 day event
Comic Relief collect money and operate year round though