Daily joke 24.03

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Mar 24, 2004.

  1. nugget
    Honorary Member

    nugget Junior toady

    A woman and a baby were in the

    doctor's examining room, waiting for the Doctor to

    come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby,

    checked his weight found it somewhat below normal,

    and asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.

    "Breast fed," she replied.

    "Well, strip down to your waist,"

    the doctor ordered. She did. He pressed, kneaded,

    rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts for awhile

    in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.

    Motioning to her to get dressed

    he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You

    don't have any milk."

    "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
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  2. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

    Best one yet :lol:
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  3. Jakamoko
    Honorary Member

    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    Agree with AJ - I think you've excelled yourself this time, Nugget... :lol:
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  4. SimonV
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    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

    Keep em coming Nugget. :lolbang
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