Computer Maintenence

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These are the solutions for fixing any problem you and your computer may experience.

* 1. Kick or punch your PC case until it works again.
* 2. Go to Start/Execute, type CMD, type del *.* and then say yes. This will delete all viruses and bacteria from your machine. If Unix, Linux, or Mac OSX, open up a command terminal and type rm -rf *. If you have a Mac OS9 or below, then you're screwed.
* 3. Throw as much dust as you can inside the case.
* 4. Eat your ram bars. They are said to be healthy.
* 5. Pray to your noodly master, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
* 6. Use a Razorgator to clean your motherboard.
* 7. Rub your feet on high pile carpet or any carpet should do, build up a large amount of static electricity and touch anything inside your computer that's green. this will help jump-start the computer, and clear out the virus cache.
* 8.Type Porn on Google. Go to the 20th page and click on all the links one by one. These sites contain spyware technology that will automatically remove all anti-spyware programs from your computer.


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I am sure option 5 is the correct answer to a question in the A+ exam

 

Actually from what i've seen number 8 seems to be a common solution.

 

LOL, I say option number 2 would get your mind of the computer for a while, hence less stress. I mean once it's done it's done!

 

tried number 1, then my machine stopped working

tried number 1 again, and it worked again