clever duck

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Angus, Sep 30, 2004.

  1. Angus

    Angus Nibble Poster

    You might have seen this...

    A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich.
    The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck".
    "I see your eyes are working", replies the duck.
    "And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.
    "I see your ears are working", says the duck, "Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please? I'm working on the building site across the road."
    Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves. This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to him, "You're with the circus aren't you?, I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!". "Sounds marvellous", says the ringleader, "get him to give me a call".
    So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the landlord says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!".
    "Yeah?", says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?".
    "At the circus", says the landlord.
    "The circus?", the duck enquires.
    "That's right", replies the landlord.
    "The circus? That place with the big tent? With all the animals? With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle?" asks the duck.
    "That's right!" says the landlord.
    The duck looks confused. "What the f*** would they want with a plasterer?"

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  2. nugget
    Honorary Member

    nugget Junior toady

    Good one Angus. :D
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  3. Jakamoko
    Honorary Member

    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    Yeah, that's one of the classics. I hadn't heard it in ages - thanks for reminding me, Angus :biggrin
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  4. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

    A little gem Angus :biggrin
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  5. Nelix
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    Nelix Gigabyte Poster

    ROFL, Nice one
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