Bungee Jumping in Mexico

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Feb 21, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

    Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first
    guy says to the second. "You know, we could make
    a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping
    service in Mexico."

    The second guy thinks this is a great idea,
    so the two pool their money and buy everything
    they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance,
    etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up
    on the square. As they are constructing the tower,
    a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and
    more people gather to watch them at work.

    The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end
    of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second
    guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.
    Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch
    him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up

    This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again,
    the second guy misses him. The first guy falls
    again and bounces back up.

    This time, he comes back pretty messed up -
    he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost

    Luckily, the second guy finally catches him
    this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord
    too long?"

    The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine,
    but what the f**ks is a 'pinata'?"
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