Best Break-Up Letter Ever ...

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A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a
letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as
follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The
distance between us is just too great. I must admit
that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been
gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow
soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their
girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to
the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other
pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his
buddies.
There
were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this
note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell
you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the
rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky

 

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On form today Bull.

 

superb mate....will have to remember that!

 

Blinder, Bull !

 

LOL

heres an even better one

http://www.bash.org/?105353
18+ warning :P

 

perhaps I will try that one day...or maybe I already have!

EDIT: Phoenix...thats one cracker of a break up letter...the worst part is the dude still ate the brownies!!! how sick!!

I am emailing that to some peeps...

 

Brilliant Bull.... lol LOTFPM

 

???

ROTFLMAO = Rolling On the Floor Laughing My @zz Off

LOTFPM = ?

P.S., I did look it up and came up with zip results.

 

it could be laughing on the floor pissing myself or

losing outright the final pac-man or

lying on the floor prodding monkeys........

 

awesome phoenix but i cant get over the fact that she cut up a simpsons episode....

sacrilege imho

 

Trip, got it off moominboy LOTFPM " Laughing on the floor p***ing myself "
Missy
ps. you learn something new everyday....

 

nice letters!!!

like the "LOTFPM" too!!

 

Nice letter, Bull!

 

I just did.