Another rich kid, I won the lottery... Not

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  1. Kitkatninja
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    Just received this, don't know why it was caught by my anti-spam filter :rolleyes:

    It must be legit, it's by Microsoft and my claims agent is Rev David Whinston... Really how stupid do they think I am :rolleyes:

    Don't answer that :biggrin

    -Ken
     
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  2. GiddyG

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    I won the week before, and I now have $3 million Zimbabwean sitting in my bank account. 8)
     
  3. Kitkatninja
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    Now if only there was a virtual shop that would accept our virtual riches :)

    -ken
     
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  4. delorean

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    I know someone who actually won the real deal UK National Lottery a few years ago.

    No it wasn't that chav who turned his yard in to a racetrack and sold heroin or something either!!

    The person I know didn't win one of the extraordinarily enourmous rollover sums, but they certainly won enough to set themselves up for life. Thankfully they spent and saved wisely and it's turned out really well for them. Lucky or what!
     
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  5. greenbrucelee
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    I've just won an Audi S4 :D
     
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  6. nugget
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    So you've won the Microsoft Australia lottery which you didn't enter and after winning the jackpot you have to send your details to somewhere in West Africa?

    :hhhmmm

    No problem.
     
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  7. drum_dude

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    Is that a wind up GBL? :eek:
     
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  8. Mathematix

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    That's about 2 quid, right? :biggrin
     
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  9. greenbrucelee
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    That's what it said in email for a competition I didn't enter 8)
     
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  10. Arroryn

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    And they pay you in US $ :biggrin
     
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  11. Fergal1982

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    Any you have to email an MS rep using hotmail.

    Or telephone him in the uk....

    when hes based in sydney
     
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  12. MrNerdy

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    So thats a massive £2.16p, please dont spend it all at once.:biggrin
     
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  13. Mr.Cheeks

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    and thats before the taxman takes his share!
     
  14. GiddyG

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    Actually, £1.35... I am gonna splash out and buy a 12 pack of hoola hoops. 8)
     
  15. GiddyG

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    I reckon I was short-changed then...
     
  16. supernova

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    Microsoft does a lottery, an Australian Lottery, which is international , paid in US Dollars not Australian, run by a African Agent, who is also a clergyman. ....... LMAO
     
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  17. Mr.Cheeks

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    Shouldn't it be called "Microsoft's Multi-international Lottery" ?
     
  18. Fergal1982

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    MS Refer to some of the people who shout about their technologies as 'evangelists' - so I would assume that anyone 'they' referred to as reverend was an MS evangelist.
     
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