Anniversary

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A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway
for me
that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened
it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.



tm Canadian Lady Humour Ltd

 

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brilliant...... the simple ones are????

didn't go down to well at home though

 

Nice one Moom, can't wait to tell the misses

 

Excellent!

Reminds me of the one where the wife appears in the bedroom doorway wearing her most revealing nightie and says to her husband.

'Do you know what day it is today?'

He peers over the top of his novel.
'Yes dear, it's our 30th wedding anniversary.'

'And do you remember that night, 30 years ago, when I stood before you wearing this same nightie?'

'Hmm.'

'Do you remember what you said to me?'

'That I was going to s**g your brains out and suck the life out of those big old boobs of yours.'

'And what have you got to say to me, 30 years later?'

He looks up again.
'Mission accomplished.'

 

dave= very impressed and slightly giggly now


wife=not impressed and feeding my lunch to the dog

 

ROTFLMAO, JonnyMX. Good one.