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And another one

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Nov 26, 2009.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

    Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
    HUGE black guy standing next to him.
    The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says:
    "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles,Turner
    The white man faints and falls to the floor.
    The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
    "What's wrong with you?"

    In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
    The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
    you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.....
    I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my
    testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown."

    The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
    "Turn around" :D
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  2. Qs

    Qs Semi-Honorary Member Gold Member


    A far, far better joke :p

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  3. pitterson

    pitterson New Member

    Hello Raffaz.
    Good joke. Here I also post one joke hop you like.

    A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
    The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

    .... Laugh is not compulsory after reading this one .

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