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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your Mom.


Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.


Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.


Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice Dick."


Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends

 

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Wow Cazz you are on a roll today

 

always on a roll when i've been at work for 15 hrs, now all i
have to do is relax so i can try get 4 hrs sleep.