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16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by tripwire45, Mar 3, 2006.

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  1. tripwire45
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    • 1. It's an incentive to show up.
    • 2. It leads to more honest communications.
    • 3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
    • 4. Employees tell management whta they think and not what they want to hear.
    • 5. It encourages car-pooling.
    • 6. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
    • 7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
    • 8. It makes fellow employees look better.
    • 9. It makes cafeteria food taste better.
    • 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they're wasted.
    • 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
    • 12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at a bar.
    • 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
    • 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
    • 15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
    • 16. Sitting "bare ass" on the copy machine is no longer "gross".
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