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Zimbabwe on the news

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by kat731, Jun 28, 2008.

  1. kat731
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    Hi all,

    i know the news isnt a comedy program, but last nights bulletin had me rolling up!

    Mr Mugabe had just voted, "Your'e exellency, how are you feeling? IM VERY OPTIMISTIC....":hahaha

    Kat
     
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  2. zimbo
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    It actually is a joke and im glad im out of there.... goes to show the world doesnt give a damm, africa is against him and he told them to **** off! I only see one real solution and that civil war - just like Angola, Mozambique and the rest of Africa - the only politics that work there are those of the gun or like Kaunda said one man one vote and im the only one voting!!! :twisted:
     
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  3. zebulebu

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    LOL - yeah, I saw that too. Posted it to the wife and had a laugh. Pathetic situation - maybe someone should ask Bush and Brown when they're going to go in there and implement 'regime change' like they did in Iraq? After all, that was the sole reason for toppling Saddam Hussein right?
     
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  4. wagnerk
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    Funny, I thought it was because it was financially viable (ahem oil...) :twisted:

    -Ken

    p.s. this post is not meant to offend, if anyone feels this way please be aware that my brother is American.
     
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  5. BosonMichael
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    Then... uh... where's our oil? I'm waiting for it... but it doesn't seem to be arriving.
     
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  6. wagnerk
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    It all goes towards all the politician's private planes, 'copter's and large cars. You didn't expect us normal people to see any, did you? They are our representatives, and obviously if they are happy and look good - we do... NOT :lol:

    -Ken
     
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  7. BosonMichael
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    Why don't we take over our respective countries while the troops are overseas? :twisted:

    To be honest, though... I'm glad we got rid of Saddam.
     
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  8. wagnerk
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    lol, Viva la revolution :biggrin

    know what you mean, things that happened out there were very bad. As for Zimbabwe, how can you have a democratic election with only one candidate? It kinda defeats the point.

    -Ken
     
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  9. Phoenix
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    Fixing it should not be a problem start a rumour with some clever email hoaxing from shell.com saying that the worlds largest untapped oil reserves have been found under zim News just in, United States and the COALITION OF THE SALVATION OF ALL OMGZw00t! have landed on the beaches of Zimbabwe to liberate the suffering people, military analysts expect the battle to be swift, but US and UK forces will remain on the ground for 20 - 30 years to establish stability hohoho
     
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  10. supernova

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    From what I see other African leaders are frighten of him, because they’re the ones that have the real influence. It looks like after saying a few words that they have backed off again.

    I honestly think that outside countries are staying out of it because of the racism issue and Britain because of its history in the area, nobody wants to see a mainly white army in the country. Some people just can’t see beyond colour or religion… so people suffer.:x
     
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  11. TimoftheC

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    LOL - man I hate politics.

    Lets face it, they all got there snouts in the trough - how else can you buy a Premiership football side :blink

    Shoot em all I say, as Citizen Smith used to say "Power to the People" ( and for all the young uns - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizen_Smith)
     
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  12. nugget
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    It's more likely that there is more money in supplying them all with weapons. Lets face it, the country itself has nothing much to offer in the way of natural resources (such as oil) so it's not worth democratising. However, it does make a great testing ground for new weapons and a great dumping ground for old ones.
     
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