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Your zippers down

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Sep 29, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    A man walked into a Supermarket with his zipper down. A Lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went away looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up to him and says, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier in there at attention?" The Lady (being smarter than a man) thought for a moment and said, "No, I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.":D
     
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  2. noelg24

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    :eek: blimey how embarrasing...
     
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  3. AJ

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    Nice one again Nuggs :biggrin :biggrin
     
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  4. OffSide

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    noel it's a joke... ...:rolleyes:
     
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  5. SimonV

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    blimey how embarrasing... :rolleyes:
     
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  6. nugget
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    Jeez, you guys are funnier to watch than my jokes.[​IMG]
     
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  7. Phoenix
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    LOL SI
    classic :)
     
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  8. Jakamoko
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    ROTFLMAO - this thread is an entire show in it's own right !!!!! :biggrin

    Great start tho, Nugg :p :blink
     
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  9. OffSide

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    is the man from another planet or something... I can't work him out.....
     
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  10. SimonV

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    Who Jak, no hes just Scottish. You'll get used to it in time.
     
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  11. Jakamoko
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    Hee hee, I'm an unfortunate victim of comic timing there :biggrin
     
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  12. AJ

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    Hey Si, I don't think the Scottish get used to being Scottish never mind us :ohmy


    Only joking Gav honest :oops:
     
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    But we're English AJ............ :scratch

    @Si :respct :lolbang
     
  14. nugget
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    You're right Jak. The only reason I post jokes at all is to watch the ensuing carnage afterwards.[​IMG]

    BTW Noel, you crack me up man.:D
     
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