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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Mr.Cheeks, Apr 13, 2006.

  1. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

    Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

    Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

    Americans: This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.

    Canadians: Negative. I say again, you will have to divert your course.

    Americans: This is the aircraft carrier U.S. Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north. Say again, that's 15 degrees North, or counter measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

    Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
     
  2. clueless

    clueless New Member

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    that made me smile :biggrin
     
  3. mrvolleyball

    mrvolleyball Bit Poster

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