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You might be a computer geek if...

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by damienj3, Jul 22, 2006.

  1. damienj3

    damienj3 Byte Poster

    * At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burned out bulb in the string of Christmas lights.

    * Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or to spend the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma.

    * Everyone else on the Alaskan Cruise is on deck gazing at the scenery and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room.

    * In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.

    * The salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions.

    * You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling.

    * You bought your wife a new CD ROM drive for her birthday.

    * You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.

    * You can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting.

    * You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.

    * You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards in the chairs to see how they do the special effects.

    * You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.

    * You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

    * You know what http:// stands for.You look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys.

    * You see a good design and still have to change it.

    * You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.

    * You still own a slide rule and you know how to use it.

    * You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep, or they're just equalizing air pressure on both sides of their eardrums.

    * You window shop at Radio Shack.

    * You're both in the back-seat of your car, she's looking wistfully at the moon, and you're trying to locate a geosynchronous satellite.

    * Your laptop computer costs more than your car.

    * Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.

    * You've already calculated how much you make per second.

    * You've tried to repair a $5 radio.
    Certifications: mcse
    WIP: MCSE 2003
  2. simongrahamuk
    Honorary Member

    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

    Not just your wife, but even those that work with you, or better, those that employed you! :D
  3. Arroryn
    Honorary Member

    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

    *weeps with realisation*
    Certifications: A+, N+, MCDST, 70-410, 70-411
    WIP: Modern Languages BA
  4. Boycie
    Honorary Member

    Boycie Senior Beer Tester


    Certifications: MCSA 2003, MCDST, A+, N+, CTT+, MCT

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