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Yes it's old and poor but.....

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Rostros22, Jan 27, 2006.

  1. Rostros22

    Rostros22 Kilobyte Poster

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    A man walks into a bar - he sits down and orders a drink. The barman gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts. To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl. "You look great tonight!" it said, "You really look fantastic... and that aftershave is just wonderful!"

    The man is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it.
    Realising he has no cigarettes he wanders over to the cigarette
    machine. After inserting his money, another voice emits from the
    machine. "You're a total idiot... My God you STINK... Do you know, you're almost as ugly as your mother!"

    By now, the man is extremely perplexed. He turns to the barman for an explanation. "Ah yes sir," the barman responds, "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order."

    Apologies :biggrin
     
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  2. hbroomhall

    hbroomhall Petabyte Poster Gold Member

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    It's obviously Friday.... :p

    Harry.
     
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  3. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    *Tumble weeds* :rolleyes:
     
  4. Rostros22

    Rostros22 Kilobyte Poster

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    Well as Harry says it is Friday! :oops:
     
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  5. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Nice. :thumbleft
     
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  6. Gaz 45

    Gaz 45 Kilobyte Poster

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    I've always liked that joke. Cheers Rostros! :biggrin
     
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  7. Bluerinse
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    Bluerinse Exabyte Poster

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    lol I haven't heard that one before :D
     
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