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Wrong number

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by SimonV, Nov 21, 2003.

  1. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    ((ring )))

    ((((((((((( ring-g-g-g-g )))))))))))


    Pick up


    "Hello?"

    "Hi, honey, this is Daddy," ....."Is your Mommy near the phone?"

    "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Unc'a Frank,"

    After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,
    honey!"

    "Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now!"

    "Uh, Okay, then......here's what I want you do.

    Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and
    shout to
    Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the
    house."

    "Okay, Daddy!"

    A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.


    "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."



    "And what happened?" he asks.



    "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
    ran
    around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the
    front window and now she's all dead."



    "Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"



    "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and
    he
    jumped out the back window into the swimming pool.....but he must have
    forgotten that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he
    hit
    the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."



    A long pause



    Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039?



    "No! This is 555-7093" the little girl said.



    "Damn wrong number!"
     
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  2. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

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    But my pool is full and I haven't got an uncle Frank!

    Super joke

    Andrew
     
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  3. flex22

    flex22 Gigabyte Poster

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    That's a classic joke.
     
  4. Rosy
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    :eek: Please tell me that isnt a true story!!!
     
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