Writing on the Walls

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"Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to sit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls."

And in the spirit of the above sentiment for writing on walls.


[wall] Fishfinger sandwiches rock! [/wall]

Just make sure you don't drip the tartar sauce on the KB whilst browsing the forum, I just had a near miss.

 

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"Here I sit all broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted."

They do indeed. It's got to be fresh white bread though.

 

Incline head up, incline head down, /finish nod

 

"Remember the boy all broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted?
He's been given a second chance, and now he's gone and crapped his pants."

 

Have you two been snorting glue?

 

Hey diddle diddle the cat had a piddle
And the cow ran into the moon.
The little dog had a tug to see such fun
And the dish had it off with the spoon

Nay sir!

 

Yep you both have cracked

 

Michael78 didn't really have a clue
when he went and bought a bottle of glue
he asked nugget and gsteer
with a laugh and a jeer
is this what you guys sniff too?

 

You sir are in the lead!

 

Nay did say gsteer
'Tis nothing like beer
What you want is a damn good stout
That'll give you a fine round clout
You'll be able to join in too!

Nugget took a swig
And mumbled something 'bout tasting like a twig
Michael78 looked on with distaste
A wondering what would end the disgrace
Do I really have to join you two?

 

Nugget sat with his mate GSteer
enjoying a deliciously cold beer
along came certforums
voted with a quorum
to give them free beer for a year

 

Drunk as a skunk
You'll sure be goin' thunk
For when yer head hits the floor
The barmaid will pour
And another'll 'elp you too yer bunk.