Worst joke of all time?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Rostros22, Oct 19, 2005.

  1. Jakamoko
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    Damn - the "penguins fall over watching jets" myth is alas, no more than a myth :(

    Read HERE

    The things I do in the name of research for you Guys, honestly !!! :rolleyes:
     
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  2. JonnyMX

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    I've got an obvious problem with this:

    'the pilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly along it at the water's edge...like spectators at a slow-motion tennis match'

    Now I'm not, and never will be an RAF pilot.
    Or a pinguin.

    But the one thing I have noticed about your average military jet is that it is f@*"1ng fast.
    How the hell do they fly slowly?
    Doesn't aerodynamics come into this somewhere?

    And if someone would like to be clever and point out that the British forces in the Falklands are likely to be flying Sea Harriers with VIF capability, then I would really like to know why their superiors let them go out all day just to confuse penguins.

    Doesn't it cost tax payers money?

    Are you an RAF Group Captain stationed on the Falklands?
    Right now you may be wondering how to spend the next few months. Why not conduct a scientific survey?

    Please get in touch and let us know how it went.
     
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  3. moominboy

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    BOOO! don't believe that article jak, can't be true.
     
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  4. JonnyMX

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    Two parrots are sitting on a perch.
    One turns to the other and says,
    'do you smell fish?'
     
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  5. moominboy

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    whats black and white and red all over?






    penguin with sunburn!
     
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  6. Veteran's son

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  7. ffreeloader

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    Wanna hear a dirty joke?















































    A pig fell in the mud.
     
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  8. moominboy

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    OMG! :ohmy thats bad mate!
     
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  9. ffreeloader

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    ROTFL!

    I thought this was the bad joke thread.... Sorry.... It won't happen again.... :twisted: :twisted:
     
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  10. moominboy

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    yeah but bad and " bad " are two totally different things dontcha know?

    lmao!! :tongue
     
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