Worst joke of all time?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Rostros22, Oct 19, 2005.

  1. Jakamoko
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    At this point, can I ask you all to read THIS NOTICE at the top of this forum please ? There are certain standards we have to maintain, bearing in mind we do not like to act as the Humour Police :D
     
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  2. moominboy

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    dusting off my fez and joke book as we speak....see ya there si!
     
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  3. Tyler D

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    What do you call a man with no shins??









    Tony.
     
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  4. Tyler D

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    How do you catch a Squirrel??













    Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
     
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  5. JonnyMX

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    Brian, the world's leading expert on European
    wasps and the sounds that they make, is taking
    a stroll down his local high street. As he
    passes by the record shop, a sign catches
    his eye. "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of
    the World & the sounds that they make -
    available now"

    Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes
    into the shop. "I am the world's leading
    expert on European wasps and the sounds
    that they make. I'd very much like to listen
    to the new LP you have advertised in
    the window."

    "Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind
    the counter. "If you'd like to step into
    the booth and put on the headphones, I'll
    put the LP on for you."

    Brian, the world's leading expert on
    European wasps, goes into the booth and puts
    on the earphones. Ten minutes later, he comes
    out of the booth and announces, "I am the
    world's leading expert on European wasps
    and the sounds that they make and yet I
    recognised none of those."

    "I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant.
    "If you'd care to step into the booth, I
    can let you have another 10 minutes."

    Brian, the world's leading expert on
    European wasps and the sounds they make,
    steps back into the booth and replaces
    the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes
    out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't
    understand it", he says, "I am the worlds
    leading expert on European wasps and the
    sounds that they make, and yet I still
    can't recognise any of those!"

    "I really am terribly sorry", says the
    young assistant...

    "I've just realised I was playing you
    the bee side!"
     
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  6. Jakamoko
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    OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH !!!!!!!!! That is the worst yet !!!! :banned
     
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  7. noelg24

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    ok you lot asked for it!!!

    *clears throat and sings in a high pitch voice*

    I've got a song that will get on your nerves
    Get on your nerves
    Get on your nerves

    I've got a song that will get on your nerves
    Get on your nerves
    Get on your nerves

    *high pitch Joe Pasquale laugh*

    There you cant say I didnt do my bit....:rolleyes:
     
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  8. zimbo
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    :biggrin How do you know a blond has been redecorating?

    She changed her desktop wallpaper!

    How do you tell the blond has been using Word?

    Tipex all over the screen!
     
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  9. JonnyMX

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    Shocking isn't it mate?
    I saw it today and it was just begging to be used here.
     
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  10. Bull Gates

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    Theres a guy with six fingers on his left feet. Everyone calls him John. Why???...





    C'mon ... Its so easy





    Hope I don't get banned for this! :blink





    Everyone calls him John coz his NAME is John!!!
     
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  11. JonnyMX

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    Do they have rubber walls where you live?

    :confused3
     
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  12. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    padded "jackets" with many interesting and fashionable straps? :rolleyes:
     
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  13. Veteran's son

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    The bee side? :p :biggrin
     
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  14. hkymre

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    [size=-1]Had an indian meal last night "Chicken Tarka"

    A bit like chicken tika but a little otter[/size]
     
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  15. moominboy

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    Why was the willow weeping?







    He was unpoplar.


    What do you call that great feeling of satisfaction you get when you finish your homework?










    The aftermath.
     
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  16. Jakamoko
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    Bloody hell - where did Simon leave his shoelaces ??!! :blink
     
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  17. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    One snapped! The other is open to offers!

    8)
     
  18. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    watch it!

    the dude below has loads of friends.....[​IMG] but is apparently out of it, getting "happy"......[​IMG]
     
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  19. Jakamoko
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    Ach, just fly a Tornado jet over them and watch them topple like dominoes !! Hilarious !! :biggrin
     
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  20. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    you know when women ask what you do for a living?

    my "real" job is penguin picker upper, working in the science modules and running out when a plane flies over to pick them up!

    scary how many people believe it.....

    iceberg welder and under-water wood-welder work too.....
     
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