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Worst joke of all time?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Rostros22, Oct 19, 2005.

  1. Rostros22

    Rostros22 Kilobyte Poster

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    Mine has got to be

    Where does Kylie get her kebabs?














    Jason's-donna-van


    A true clasic. :D
     
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  2. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    Poor! Very Very Poor! :p :ohmy :biggrin
     
  3. mrvolleyball

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    What is ET short for ?













    Cause he only has wee legs.
     
  4. AJ

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    That is the worst joke EVER.

    9 out of 10 on the groan scale
     
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  5. moominboy

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    this is classic but ive said it here before so bare with me.


    what do ya call cheese that isn't your's?












    Nacho cheese!!
     
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  6. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    Can one of the Mod's please rename this thread

    'Worst Joke of All Time!'

    :biggrin
     
  7. AJ

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    Sorry Moominboy you've still got work to do. Mr. Volleyball is still in the lead :blink
     
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  8. Rostros22

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    I think Si is right, this should be called worst jokes of all time

    Where did Napoleon keep his armies?










    In his sleevies :D
     
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  9. AJ

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    Thread renamed folks.

    ET still rules :biggrin
     
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  10. moominboy

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    what do you call a man with a spade on his head?





    Dug.


    what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?




    cliff.
     
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  11. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    Phoenix, Please can I borrow your shotgun? :p
     
  12. moominboy

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    i got threatened with that the last time i posted my bestest jokes.

    but he was too scared to use it....... :curtain
     
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  13. JonnyMX

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    The first joke I ever remember from school was:

    Why did the orange stop rolling?









    Because it ran out of juice.

    I didn't understand it at the time, now I do and realise it's not funny. Becuase the orange would only stop rolling if resitance were to drain it's kinetic energy, or it tried to go uphill, or an elephant sat on it...
     
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  14. Rostros22

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    Peter Kay classic.

    What do Blackpool donkey's get for lunch...













    30 minutes!
     
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  15. Jakamoko
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    [Disclaimer: courtesy of 7 year old daughter:]

    Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet ?



















    Cos' he was looking for Pooh !
     
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  16. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE Phoenix? :biggrin
     
  17. Jakamoko
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    LOL - I know from experience, Simon - begging doesn't work with Ryan ! :biggrin

    btw, I love the way you have slipped into the commentator's role on this Thread - keep up the good work ! :singer
     
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  18. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    Please make this an exception! :snipersmi :gun

    If not I think that my shoe laces may come in useful! :twisted:
     
  19. nugget
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    Maybe mooomin's penguin will lend you his?

    BTW I think ET is short for anything over 3 feet.:blink
     
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  20. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    I darent even ask the Penguin! :blink

    Perhaps the penguin's why Pheo bottled using his on moominboy last time! :ohmy :twisted:
     

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