world cup related joke

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A man is exploring a cave when he finds a lamp. He rubs it and a genie pops out. "I'll grant you any wish you like," says the genie. "OK," says the man, "I want to live forever." "Ah," says the genie, "I can't do that. There are certain rules, sorry." "OK," says the man, "then I want to die when England win the world cup." "You crafty bastard!" says the genie.