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WORDS Women USE..

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by farmer, Jan 15, 2007.

  1. farmer

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    FINE
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.



    FIVE MINUTES
    If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



    NOTHING
    This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"




    GO AHEAD
    This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.



    LOUD SIGH
    This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
    misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"



    THAT'S OKAY
    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



    THANKS
    A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.



    WHATEVER
    It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!



    Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

    And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh
     
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  2. Mitzs
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    hmmmmmm.
     
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  3. Sparky
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    hmmmmmmmm.
    It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

    :biggrin :biggrin
     
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  4. Mr.Cheeks

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    sure it's not her new word?

    w@nk312
     
  5. supag33k

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    Nope - from previous experience - I reckon it is the "hmmm" associated with calculating the amount of duct taping that farmer will get when Mitzs gets around to it!!

    :biggrin :blink :twisted: :rolleyes:
     
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  6. BosonMichael
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    Not sure what I should put for this Mitzsism. :blink
     
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    farmer, you are spot on. Now I'm going to hide in my secret bunker before the missus sees this. :tongue
     
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  8. Mitzs
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    I already started with his cattle

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. supag33k

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    LOL - ah yes thats our mitzs, hits him right where it will hurt! :twisted:
     
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  10. Leehaa

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    Can I milk the cattle? :twisted: :twisted:
     
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