WORDS Women USE..

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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.



FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"




GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.



LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"



THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.



WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!



Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh

 

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hmmmmmm.

 

sure it's not her new word?

w@nk312

 

Nope - from previous experience - I reckon it is the "hmmm" associated with calculating the amount of duct taping that farmer will get when Mitzs gets around to it!!

 

Not sure what I should put for this Mitzsism.

 

farmer, you are spot on. Now I'm going to hide in my secret bunker before the missus sees this.

 

I already started with his cattle

 

LOL - ah yes thats our mitzs, hits him right where it will hurt!

 

Can I milk the cattle?