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Women Insensitive? Never!

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Phoenix, Apr 20, 2005.

  1. Phoenix
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    Phoenix 53656e696f7220 4d6f64


    Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.

    Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

    Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Alma agreed and again they made love.

    Later, Dave was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

    Dave, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?”

    His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, “Listen Dave, I have to get up in the morning! You don't.”

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  2. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    I just read this recently? I can't remember if it was here or on another forum. For a dying man, this guy has remarkable vigor. :biggrin
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  3. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

    Maybe he drank some Mount & Do before he went to bed.:D
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