Women according to an Engineer

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Woman- As Explained by Engineers ​

Finally - an explanation of Woman that makes sense to a man:

1, To find a woman you need time and money, therefore:
Woman = Time x Money

2, Time is money:
Time = Money

3, Therefore:
Woman = Money x Money or:
Woman = (Money) x 2

4, Money is the root of all problems:
Money = problems

5, Therefore:
Woman = (Problems) x 2

Hazardous Material Data Sheet

Element: Woman
Symbol: O+
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55kgs but known to vary from 45kgs to 225kgs

Physical Properties:
1, Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.
2, Boils at absolutely nothing - Freezes for no apparent reason.
3, Found in various grades ranging from virgin to common ore.

Chemical Properties
1, Reacts well to gold, Platinum and all other precious stones.
2, Explodes spontaneously without reason or warnings.
3, The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Use
1, Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2, Can greatly aid relaxtion.
3, Can be a very effective cleaning agent.

Hazards
1, Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
2, Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact.

An oldie, but a goodie. Please enjoy and no offense meant to any sex is intended.

 

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(Money)^2, not (Money) x 2. ;)

And Money's the root of all Evil, so Woman = (Evil)^2. heh!

 

Describing simple harmonic movement.... i.e. - 'Sinusoidal Motion'

For Engineers:







And for Non-Engineers ...this is what it all means in picture form..... this is sinusoidal motion



and if they aint bouncing then my maths be wrong.

 

Now i put that mathematical equation up in the crew room where I work (a rather big airline full of women). Thanks to that, and a few sexiest Jimmy Carr jokes, I'm now labeled a male chovanist pig

 

Uh-oh... time to clean out the proxy server...

 

Lol, Jimmy Carr is wicked, love that guy

 

I've just got his first stand up show from 2004, it's wicked. The TV show he did called 'distraction' was fantastic! They showed it on Challenge on Sky a few weeks ago

 

Where's Raffaz?
Is he sulking because someone else started a thread about women jokes?

 

Na im not sulking, just been glued to me monitor looking at post # 3

 

Yeah he is great, if you get a chance, go and see him live. Tickets wasnt that expensive and he's definately worth every penny, top bloke!