Wine vs Water

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As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year, we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) -bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of crap !!

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Crap, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shite.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

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Hilarious! good one Jakamoko

 

As an old friend of mine once said:

"I'm not drinking the water - see what it does to pipes!"

Harry.

 

Lol true, as im sitting here with a pint of water....

 

A man who shares my feelings eh

4 pints of water a day f*** that coke and beer thats the life for me

 

There are lots of reasons not to drink water.
First: fish pee in it.
And then: did you know that in 80 % off all deadly car accidents there is NO alcohol involved. By getting drunk we could lower that number

 

Never mind the fish, Tinus - a few years ago, my bro, a friend and I were doing the Lairig Ghru walk in the Scottish highlands, part of which involved us crossing the highland springs that form the rising of the water source that ultimately provides the drinking water for the Queen's holiday "home" at Balmoral Castle .....





...so all 3 of us promptly pished in it !!!!