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Why is it so hard to learn English

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by damienj3, Jul 22, 2006.

  1. damienj3

    damienj3 Byte Poster

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    The bandage was wound around the wound.
    The farm was used to produce produce.
    The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
    We must polish the Polish furniture.
    He could lead if he would get the lead out.
    The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
    Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
    A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
    When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
    I did not object to the object.
    The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
    There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
    They were too close to the door to close it.
    The buck does funny things when the does are present.
    A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
    To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
    The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
    After a number of injections my jaw got number.
    Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
    I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
    How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
     
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  2. zimbo
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    zimbo Petabyte Poster

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    more..... :biggrin
    the boy swam to the bouy
    the blue bottle blew away
     
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  3. ffreeloader

    ffreeloader Terabyte Poster

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    Here's a few more....


    The motorcycle was officially shot after he placed a shot in the engine.
    His bellows of pain were heard over the sound of the bellows.
    Who's going to take whose place?
    He used the pin to pin up the pinup.
    That trip that Trip took last summer was really a trip.
    Please place that by the place mat.
    The fell man fell down in the down.
    The hairy man had a hairy problem to deal with if he wanted to make some money.
    Do they still make that make of car?
    The vet sent me a bill for working on the duck's bill.
    Oh, shoot, just go ahead and shoot.
    I thought it was cool that it was cool inside.

    Words are such cool toys to play with.... :D
     
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