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Why I fired my secretary.

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Apr 22, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

    Two weeks ago was my 40th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember." The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

    When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday." I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

    I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said,

    "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."

    We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said,

    "You know, it's such a beautiful day We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

    I said, "No, I guess not."

    She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

    After arriving at her apartment she said,

    "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go change."

    "Sure," I excitedly replied.

    She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday. And there I sat... on the couch...naked.
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  2. mattwest

    mattwest Megabyte Poster


    :D :lol:
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  3. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator


    Class Nugget, Class. :lol:
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  4. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

    Nice one :P
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