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WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY...

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Phil, Apr 9, 2006.

  1. Phil
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    Phil Gigabyte Poster

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    LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL
    WAKING UP THAT MORNING.


    I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD
    BE PLEASANT AND SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY
    HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME.


    AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET
    ALONE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."

    I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE
    KIDS WILL REMEMBER.



    MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SO
    WHEN I LEFT FOR THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW
    AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT.

    AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID,
    "GOOD MORNING, BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

    IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD
    REMEMBERED.

    I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY
    DOOR AND SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY
    OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LET'S GO OUT TO
    LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME."

    I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE
    HEARD ALL DAY. LET'S GO!"

    WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY
    WOULD GO.

    WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE
    TABLE. WE HAD TWO MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL
    TREMENDOUSLY ON THE WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE, JANE SAID,
    "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE
    DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?"

    I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?"

    SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT."

    AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND
    SAID, "BOSS, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO
    THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."

    "OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED.

    SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF
    MINUTES, SHE CAME OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE...
    FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS
    AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

    AND I JUST SAT THERE...

    ON THE COUCH... NAKED
     
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  2. zimbo
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    zimbo Petabyte Poster

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    LMAO only on CF!! :biggrin :biggrin :biggrin
     
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  3. Sparky
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    Sparky Zettabyte Poster Moderator

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    classic! :biggrin
     
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  4. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    That can soooo easily happen...
     
  5. noelg24

    noelg24 Terabyte Poster

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    mint!! :biggrin....
     
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  6. bottleblonde0330

    bottleblonde0330 New Member

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    o goodness.....im sorry
    hahaha
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
    teeheehee
     

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