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Who's Chicken

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by SimonV, Nov 21, 2003.

  1. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Naval Ship and the Canadian Authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1999. (Released by the Chief Of Naval Operations - U.S. Navy):

    AMERICANS:

    Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid collision

    CANADIANS:

    Recommend you divert your course by 15 degrees South to avoid a collision.

    AMERICANS:

    This is the Captain of a U.S. Navy Ship - I say again divert YOUR course.

    CANADIANS:

    No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

    AMERICANS:

    This is the aircraft carrier U.S. Lincoln, the second largest ship in the U.S. Atlantic Fleet. 3 fully armed destroyers, 3 cruisers and numerous support vessels currently accompany us. I again demand that you change your course by 15 degrees North, that’s one five degrees North, or counter-measures will be taken to ensure the safety of this ship.









    CANADIANS:

    This is a fxxking lighthouse……………..it’s your call!
     
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  2. Jakamoko
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    :box That's a cracker, Si - nice one !
     
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  3. flex22

    flex22 Gigabyte Poster

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    oh :!: ahhhh :!: my belly hurts :lol: stop it LMAO :!: :!: :!: :lol:
     
  4. tripwire45
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    ROTFLMAO! :lol:
     
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  5. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Flex, remember the Alamo !!! (or last week, at least ) :brancard
     
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    Mind you, the fire power of the USS Lincoln could probably wipe a lighthouse off the map,

    there that's better, calmed me down a bit.
     
  7. Jakamoko
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    Yeah, but you ain't seen the f***in' Lighthouse !!! :snipersm: :bluegrab :bluegrab :bluegrab :gun
     
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