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Who was more drunk

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Mar 5, 2007.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    One monday after work, three male friends met up at a local bar to hang out and relax after a hard day.



    Like they always do, they told stories to see who got the most drunk last night. The first man started, "Dudes, i got soo drunk last night i blew chunks".



    "Oh, thats nothing. I got so drunk last night, i passed out at a stoplight and woke up in jail. I barly got out in time to get to work!"



    "You guys think you've had it bad? I was so drunk that on my way home i picked up a hooker and brought her home. When my wife woke up this morning she freaked and i had no idea why."



    After a few seconds man one replys: "Uh... maybe i should clarify...... 'Chunks' is my dog."
    :)
     
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    oh dear, it gets worse :twisted:
     
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    Lol, good stuff
     
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