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which part first.....?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by moominboy, Nov 28, 2005.

  1. moominboy

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    WHICH PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?



    The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning

    and she asked
    the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part

    of



    your body goes first?"

    Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."



    "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"



    Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in



    front of you and God just takes your hands

    first."



    "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.



    Little Oscar raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your

    legs."



    The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now Oscar,



    why do you think it would be your legs?"



    Little Oscar said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the

    other night. Mommy had her legs straight up
    in the air and she was

    saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

    "If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."



    The Nun fainted


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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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