Whats your new name?

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A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, please reply with it.

The following in excerped from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy
Chucklefanny.

my new name is: Sneezy Dippindoodle

 

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That's Mister Sleezy Gorillatush to you, fella.

 

My little brother used to read Captain
Underpants, those books are so funny.

I'm Dinky Pottydunkin

 

Sneezy Chuckledoodle

 

Madam Snooty Farkletush

 

farcus farklepants

I can't seem to say this name without
laughing.

 

me too veterans son. ive flicked thru the replies about 5 times just reading names!!

 

Well mine is "Snooty Chickendoodle" not sure whether i like it ))
Missy

 

What's wrong with that name?

 

Another great thread, moominboy!

 

Sir Crusty Potty-Tush saying hello.

 

thats a good un missy,better than nuggets! jk

why thank you good sir, it was actually a canadian girl who inspired it

 

am i the only one who finds the surname potty-tush highly comical? hehehehehehe!

 

Well, all I've got to say is my wife says my name fits: dumbo pottydoodle.

 

Good one Freddy LOL...:--)))
Missy

 

Tootsie Bubbletush reporting for duty

 

Hi all this is boobie dippinsniffer reportin & where's ... underpants