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Whats your new name?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by moominboy, Sep 27, 2005.

  1. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

    B. Once you have your new name, please reply with it.

    The following in excerped from a children's book, "Captain
    Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave
    Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
    names...

    1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
    name:

    a = snickle
    b = doombah
    c = goober
    d = cheesey
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = dumbo
    h = farcus
    i = dorky
    j = doofus
    k = funky
    l = boobie
    m = sleezy
    n = sloopy
    o = fluffy
    p = stinky
    q = slimy
    r = dorfus
    s = snooty
    t = tootsie
    u = dipsy
    v = sneezy
    w = liver
    x = skippy
    y = dinky
    z = zippy

    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
    half of your new last name:

    a = dippin
    b = feather
    c = batty
    d = burger
    e = chicken
    f = barffy
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = farkle
    j = monkey
    k = flippin
    l = fricken
    m = bubble
    n = rhino
    o = potty
    p = hamster
    q = buckle
    r = gizzard
    s = lickin
    t = snickle
    u = chuckle
    v = pickle
    w = hubble
    x = dingle
    y = gorilla
    z = girdle

    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
    of your new last name:

    a = butt
    b = boob
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = hump
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = head
    l = tush
    m = chunks
    n = dunkin
    o = brains
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = doodle
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = frack
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = hiney
    z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy
    Chucklefanny.

    my new name is: Sneezy Dippindoodle
     
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  2. tripwire45
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    That's Mister Sleezy Gorillatush to you, fella. :oops:
     
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  3. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    Liver Chickenhump :blink
     
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  4. sneezie

    sneezie Nibble Poster

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    My little brother used to read Captain
    Underpants, those books are so funny.

    I'm Dinky Pottydunkin :p
     
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  5. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Sneezy Chuckledoodle :rolleyes:
     
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  6. Rosy
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    Madam Snooty Farkletush :D
     
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  7. Veteran's son

    Veteran's son Megabyte Poster

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    farcus farklepants

    I can't seem to say this name without
    laughing. :ohmy :hahaha
     
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  8. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    me too veterans son. ive flicked thru the replies about 5 times just reading names!!
     
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  9. Missy

    Missy Byte Poster

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    Well mine is "Snooty Chickendoodle" not sure whether i like it :-)))
    Missy
     
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  10. Veteran's son

    Veteran's son Megabyte Poster

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    What's wrong with that name? 8) :angel
     
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  11. Veteran's son

    Veteran's son Megabyte Poster

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    Another great thread, moominboy! :respct
     
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  12. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Sir Crusty Potty-Tush saying hello.:(
     
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  13. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    thats a good un missy,better than nuggets! jk :D

    why thank you good sir, it was actually a canadian girl who inspired it :) :oops:
     
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  14. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

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    Lord Cheesey Potty-Tush to you all.
     
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  15. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster


    am i the only one who finds the surname potty-tush highly comical? hehehehehehe! :D
     
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  16. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

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    I'm hurt you are laughing at my name :x


    lmao
     
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  17. ffreeloader

    ffreeloader Terabyte Poster

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    Well, all I've got to say is my wife says my name fits: dumbo pottydoodle. :twisted:
     
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  18. Missy

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    Good one Freddy LOL...:--)))
    Missy
     
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  19. Bluerinse
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    Tootsie Bubbletush reporting for duty :eek:
     
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  20. Bull Gates

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    Hi all this is boobie dippinsniffer reportin & where's ... underpants :D
     
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