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What you didn't know about Windows XP

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Gaz 45, Nov 30, 2004.

  1. Gaz 45

    Gaz 45 Kilobyte Poster

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    What you didn't know about Windows XP:
    Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit.
    As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system, and showed him the Windows XP CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned the oven on. Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw a inscription, an inscription finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

    12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE8209450920F923A40EE10E510CC98D444AA08E1324

    'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said.
    'No, but I can,' he said. 'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:'
    One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
    One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them...
     
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  2. SimonV

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    Nice one Gaz. :)
     
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  3. AJ

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    ROTFL :twisted:


    Good one Gav
     
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  4. nugget
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    I like it.:D
     
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  5. Fergal1982

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    GEE THANKS MATE. i just tried that out on my windows xp cd, and buggered the whole damn cd.

    thanks!

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. nugget
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    Yours must have been a copy then Fergal. [​IMG]
     
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