What Kind of Dog are You?

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Then you click on the link, you still have to find the WHAT DOG ARE YOU? link on the right-hand side of the webpage. On the other hand, since it's a British comedy, you are likely to be more familiar with all this than I am. Here's the link:

http://gone2thedogs.com/

The "game" is some sort of macromedia flash item so you won't be able to copy the results into a post reply. I just copied down an abbreviated version of the results. Here I am:

Borzoi (Russian Wolfhound)

Elegant, intellegent and faithful albeit somewhat aloof. Not suitable for children and does not take kindly to teasing.

 

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XOLOITZCUINTLI (XOLO) (This gets worse)

Origins.
Mexico. Also known as the Mexican Hairless Dog, this animal has to be seen to be believed. It's got no hair and looks very strange.

Personality.
Calm and sturdy, these dogs make peaceful, noble and affectionate companions. Cheerful with the family but reserved with strangers. Xoloitzcuintle are natural vegetarians, but convert to a meat diet quite easily.

Image from www.dogbreedinfo.com

BTW, its pronounced "show-low-its-queen-tlee"

 

Are your children aware of this?

 

I'm a American Water Spaniel

I'm an excellent swimmer with a great sense of smell.
My mother is going to be so proud.

 

An ugly French one........... GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I can't belive you think that dog is ugly. Look at the beautifull red color. See the width of his chest he has the lungs to run distance and he is pure muscle. That is a great looking dog. I'll trade you!

 

Alright Mitzs,

i'll put a bag over his head then!!!

 

Oh great. Wet dog hair smell.

 

Maremma Sheepdog ...

 

There just something very ironic about that Gav.

 

i appear to be a gay-looking japanese chin (japanese spaniel).

wtf? can you imagine john noakes owning such a dog? the real shep is a proper doggie

 

So apparently I am an English Cocker Spaniel!


Hardy, energetic and affectionate, excellent with kids, gentle and playful, doesn't tolerate teasing well, sociable with strangers, moderate barker ( ) and obeys respectfully the orders it's given. Generally outgoing breed, but some individuals can be reserved.

Apparently I should be trained very gently but firmly as I am sensitive but also rather independent - ahem!

 

Well apparently I'm a Pharoah hound

"The Pharaoh Hound is medium sized, of noble bearing with clean-cut lines. Graceful yet powerful. Very fast with free easy movement and alert expression.

An alert keen hunter, the Pharaoh Hound hunts by scent and sight using its large ears to a marked degree when working close"

I'd agree with the noble bearing but graceful??? hmmm, obviously never seen this Pharoah Hound on the beer then

 

Now a line like *that* is just begging to be abused.