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What do you call a Chav...

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by j33rablade, Mar 30, 2010.

  1. j33rablade

    j33rablade Bit Poster

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    1. What do you call a chav in a box? innit.

    2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted

    3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.

    4. What do you call a chav on fire? Blazin'

    5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's
    great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

    6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.

    7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should
    you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.

    8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick
    and hairy, the other's a coconut.

    9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you
    lookin' at?"

    10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint go-faster
    stripes on it.

    11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The
    police

    12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.

    13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a Big Mac
    please.

    14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please
    stand

    15. What do you call a knife in chav-ville? Exhibit A

    16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova
    seats 5

    17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.

    18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One,
    they'll screw anything.

    19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.

    21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just
    forgot to lose the Nova's window in the car wash

    22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a
    random stranger for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

    23. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.

    24. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Society.
     
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