What about trying Viagra

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Apr 22, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    A woman went to the doctor to revive her husband's sex drive.
    "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
    "Not a chance," says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."
    "No problem, replies the doctor. Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it.
    Try it and then call me in a week to let me know how things went."
    A week later, Mrs. Murphy calls the doctor, and he inquires as to how things went.
    "Oh, faith and bejaysus and begorrah, it was terrible, just terrible, doctor."
    "What happened?" asks the doctor.
    "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee.
    The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, with a gleam in his eye
    and with his pants bulgin' fiercely!!! He swept the cutlery off the table,
    at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make wild,
    mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop for hours!! It was terrible!"
    "What was terrible?" said the doctor. "Was the sex not good?"
    "Oh no, doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be
    able to show my face in Starbuck's again!!! :gmorning
     
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    Morning coffee and entertainment, too. I'll have to start going to Starbucks. :eek: :wink:
     
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    ROTFLMAO....
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