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Oi been livin ere all moi loife till now as been. Oi grew up in this village from nipper to grown up. Used to sweep the roads wee me brush for twenty year. had the same brush till oi retired 5 year ago, it ad 5 new handles and 7 new heads in dat time.

i seena lot o thingns and heard many more while going about moi buisness. I seen things, but no uns believes what i say i seen. af' all i'm only the harmless eejit baint oi?

 

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Ah... there you are Father. I hope I find you in good health this fine morning?

 

Best no one takes you seriously, young Twizzle, lest you be seen as a threat by some... then...

Hold your tongue and save your life, I say.

 

Ah, now, all I can say is that they buyed them used carts off me fair and square.
Baint my fault if they was out of warranty when the wheels felled off an' they 'ad to walk home in the dark.
'No refunds' I said. Them was quality carts with only, er, 300 cubits on the clock.
I was cutting me own throat to sell em for that price anyway.

Bloody whingers.

 

Out of Character: This is seriously the creepiest thing I have ever witnessed. I'm actualyl afraid of certforums now

 

So... t'was you who's been pinching my business is it? A pox on you, I say! You used cart salesmen are all the same. You need to watch your back sirrah... you may find you upset too many people in this village. I should know... I have to mend the rubbish you offload as 'quality carts'. Hah. Be damned.

 

Be afraid... be very afraid...

 

Oi Ams tholding by thong, can Oi less go noth, me athms achthes and moi mouths dry.

 

Count me in. I've always wanted to be a farmer!

Farmer Ludd, a squat, reliable fellow, always up at the crack of dawn, eating his oats and sowing his seeds.

 

Count me in. Can I be the Scribe/Printer?

 

Oth courth u than... aaagh, you've got me talking like that now... atch.

 

A rustle. In the bush. There. Just now. I need my axe. I'll kill the 'devil thing'.

Cods! There it is again... must not be scared. "I'm not frightened of you, you whoreson! You and your kind are the spawn of the devil. I shall strike your head from your..."

What? There it is again... it's coming towards me! No! AAAAARGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

That largely depends on how often everyone else participates. But I would think that you would want to check by at least once a day.

One thing to consider is this - if you end up "going missing" for long periods of time, the rest of the village might assume that you're a werewolf and kill you off. ;) heehee!

 

Rep for the first detailed description of a Villager. ;)

 

Okay, we're over half filled... I've updated the first post. Please double check to make sure I've signed you up!

As soon as we get 9 more, we'll start.

 

Did you see it? It followed me all the way back to the village?

It was there I tell you... you have to believe me. It almost got me for heaven's sake.

It was only Father Jim ringing the bells for None that saved me. Bless him!

I'll not be going out tonight or any night alone.

We need to find them and kill them all before they kill us... who's with me?

 

There can be multiple people with the same occupation, so even if you see one that's "taken", you can be the same thing. After all, there can be multiple farmers, barkeeps, etc. For example, if I wanted to also be a barkeep, perhaps I could be AJ's brother who works the bar with him. Or perhaps I own a competing tavern across the street. Could make for some interesting votes, wouldn't you say? ;)

 

My name's Mac - I'm the town drunk. You've probably seen me sleeping on the bench by the clock tower - bottle of meths in my hand, what's left of my self-esteem trickling out onto the cobbles around me. in It wasn't always like this for me. I had potential when I was a young stripling. Then came that business with the jeweller's daughter. Totally accidental, but the scars still remain.

What's all this nonsense about 'werewolves' about? I sleep outside most nights and I've never seen anything like that around here...