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Weight Loss Program For Men

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. As he wondered
how in
the heck he would ever do that, he ran
across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS
PROGRAM.
"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he
called
them up and subscribed to the 3-day / 10 pound weight loss
program.

The next day there was a knock on his door, and when he
answered,
there stood before him a voluptuous, athletic,
19-year-old young lady dressed in nothing but air, some Nike
running
shoes, and a sign around her neck. She
introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company.
The sign read, "If you can catch me, you
can have me!" Without a second thought he took off after her. A
few
miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally
caught her and got the action he was hoping for. After they
were
through and she left, he thought to himself, "I
like the way this company does business!" The same girl showed
up
for
the next two days and the same thing
happened. On the fourth day, he weighed himself and was
delighted
to
find he had lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He called the company and ordered their 5-day / 20 pound program.
The
next day there was a knock on the door and there stood the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he had ever seen in his life,
wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
read,
"If you catch me, you can have me." He was out the door after
her
like
a shot. This girl was in excellent shape and it took him a while
to
catch
her, but when he did, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the
next
four days, the same routine happened. Much to his delight, on the
fifth
day, he weighed himself and found he had lost another 20 lbs, as
promised.

He decided to go for broke and called the company to order the
7-day/
50
pound program "Are you sure?" asked the representative on the
phone.
"This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replied, "I
haven't
felt this good in years"

The next day there was a knock at the door and when he opened it
he found
a muscular guy standing ! there wearing
nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that
read,



"If I catch you, you're mine."

 

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lol good one m8

 

Tell me he wasn't shaven-headed, clutching a male chicken in his hands ....

 

i know it's the wrong thread but it'd look out of place in the other one.

you have to wonder about that photo, as it is a **** and it looks like a ranking table in the back so is it a gay run, illegal **** fight?

worrying.......

 

He might be wearing pink running shoes, it's hard to tell.
It could be a score board, or it could be a menu listing all the foreign ways to cook chicken.
I've been giving it some thought...

 

maybe a little bit too much thought jonny.....

 

Yeah, my wife thinks so too.
But it's just too weird!
I mean, so is it a gay cockfighting thing? Do they have things like that in some countries?
But someone set that photo up. It's not like someone snapped it with their disposeable camera during the Indonesian annual gay cockfighting championships.
No.

Somewhere a photographer said, I know, look, Miguel, we'll oil you up a bit, strip you half naked and give you a chicken to hold. That's right, loosen your trousers a bit. Now look at the chicken so we're not sure if you want to cook it or sh@g it (although the two aren't mutually exclusive).
Right, excellent.
SNAP.
Brilliant, that's exactly the photo we want in order to ....

WHAT!
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
Can't you see how perplexing it is?

 

can't believe we're heading for the realms of Pullus Necrophilias,

cracking reply though jonny, consider my sides well split!

 

NO WE BLOODY WELL ARE NOT !!!!

 

Well...the thread *started out* as funny.

 

my bad!

 

Actually, while we're on the subject of humans and animals captured on film, what's going on here?



Gotta be a caption for this...
Can I use it for next week's edition of my unpopular competition?

 

Only if you want your account to be banned by the human subject in that photo.

 

Nice 1 M8.

 

I don't even want to KNOW what is going on in his mind !

 

Why the change of photo?
Who's the bunny, what's his/her name?
We've got a house full of animals here, it's a bit like a zoo.

 

It's my daughter's pet, Blossom, on a rare trip indoors (you can see why from the pic).

Well, you could see why, before I pulled the pic !

 

Ya know, Gav...you look sort of like a young Malcolm McDowell in that pic.

 

yeah, pets are great.
Except mine eat me out of house and home...
We've got three cats and a dog.
We've also got goldfish. We've got a black moor which we called Bruno because he had the big puffy eyes like Frank.
Over the last year he's turned orange like a regular goldfish, so I've renamed him Michael...

By the way, I'm really sorry for bringing up the subject of family pets on what may be perceived to be a bit of a dodgy thread.

I thought it might be nice to change the subject...
I was feeling a bit queezy!