weekly test

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by moominboy, Jun 30, 2006.

  1. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    after a long absence, Canadian lady humour is finally back with a bang and i hope you fine peeps wet yourself as much as i did with these! :tongue



    Situational Awareness


    Scenario:

    You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

    On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine
    travelling at the same speed as you.

    In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
    and you cannot overtake it.


    Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

    Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same
    speed as you.




    Question:


    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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    Answer:

    Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're pissed.

    TM canadian lady humour ltd
     
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    WIP: A+
  2. SimonV
    Honorary Member

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

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    LOL :) is it just me thats actually done this???
     
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    WIP: Keeping CF Alive...

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